You just want me in y’room. You’re probably going to try and seduce me.
Don’t flatter yourself Zayn. One, I wouldn’t need to ‘try’ and two; if I wanted you I wouldn’t really give a shit if you were in my room or not, I’d take you in the hall.
Yeah, sure. Where’s my weed?
In my room. Come get it. I’m not your fucking maid.
Rarely. Only with certain partners. You would know this.
I’m quite privileged, aren’t I?
Good! Oh, I wasn’t gonna say anything. Not my place. I’m sure he’s a cute little thing, ain’t he? Three? Whoa. I would like to meet him, if that’s alright by you. I love kids. I see, especially someone you could trust right? My dad never really trusted anyone to take care of my sister and I while he was away. We just had family members check up on us. That’s a good point. I’d like that, thanks. You got that right.
He is adorable. Honestly the cutest kid I’ve ever seen and I’m not just saying that because he is mine. Of course you can meet him, he loves people. He is incredibly outgoing, a trait he has gotten from my brother I am sure. Exactly, I mean, I’d trust me mum with him but she has my three little sisters to take care of and she is currently pregnant with twins so I think she has enough going on. I don’t know how she does it really, one kid is enough for me. I can’t imagine being the mum of seven.
Never going to understand why fans actually think we would give them a body part. Please don’t yank on my ear like you might actually get it.
Someone must have told them you liked that kinky shit.
I’m sure that’s not true. You shouldn’t sell yourself short, you know. A son? Wow. I could only imagine. How old is he? I’ll take what I can get. I’ll try to find something, I mean- I’m not so accustomed to the area so.. I don’t know. yeah, maybe you could.
Alright, alright Dr. Phil. I won’t sell myself short. Yeah, a son- I know, I’m too young blah blah blah. He turned three in July, he is growing up far too fast. He’s here with me actually. Being a single mom and all, it’s hard to find babysitters for a long period of time. Besides, I’d miss him too much. I could show you around sometime I suppose. There aren’t many amazing things to do, but it’s better than sitting around.
I doubt that. You seem like the life of the party. I’m sure someone likes your presence. I might have not known you for long but I like your company, you’re fun. Oh, I know there’s something to do. I’m just… knowing myself, I probably won’t go out and do it.
That’s all I’m really good for, being the life of the party. It’s a struggle now that I have a son though, I’ve definitely had to tone down the partying. Oh well thanks, I enjoy your company too- I think. Well you should find something to do, and give it a try. It could be fun, I could join you.